Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.