Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.