What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.