Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.