Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.