Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!