What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!