What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction