Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.