Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!