Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.