Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.