What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.