What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.