What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.