What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!