What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.