What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.