What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell