Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.