Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.