Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.