Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives