What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.