Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.