Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.