Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.