Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River