A radical mooselamb
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
50 pounds and a flannel.
A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Arak of lamb
A Lamb-orghini!