Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.