Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway