Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.