Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.