What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.