What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.