G'night mate
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Cremate
They bee hive
Rice-ist!
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Uluruakbar
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Cheque, mate!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
a gang-aroo
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A New Zealander
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
He glances over his shoulder.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Mao
A Cheetah.
Issues a royal pardon !
Because they kept droning on and on !
A condom
Trying to look upset.
Everything, given enough time
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
A beggar has retained his integrity.
There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
