Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf