Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.