Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.