Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!