Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.