How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.