Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.