Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.