Because he played with fire before it was cool.
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In the mainstream
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
One thousand instagrams
I was a food truck before it was cool.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
An Instagram account.
So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.
From a well, actually.
They all have white vans
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It's too mainstream
Because they wore them before it was cool.
They could never do it before it was cool
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Everything is cool there already.
conjoined twins.
Because everyone does that already.
A napster
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
The lumberjack has a job.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
It's too mainstream.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
To get home.
by the instagram.
Not in the mainstream
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
Gluten
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
He's been underground for five years now.
To get a Pabst smear.
He hibernated in the summer.
Steve Jobs went underground.
because it was the first Indie film.
They want to finish before it's cool.
The beans are always under-ground.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
They're two Maine streams.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
About 74,000 Insta-grams.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
They were too far out.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
In Instagrams.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Fire.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
He invested before it was cool.
Nah-imma-stay"
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
The Vinyl solution.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
None of them are original.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
You remind me of someone
Because it was water before it was cool.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
She could never say no to apple.
They want to have it before it's cool.
One Insta-gramm
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
He did it before it was cool
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
A Fixie.
Too mainstream
Because he's Indie!
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
It was just a matter of time.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
Icee."
He sipped his drink before it was cool
Drowns.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Can I push your stool in?
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A mouse organ !
Beef Stroganoff
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
100% abracadabra
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
U mad scientist?
