How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.