How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.