How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.