How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.