Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!