What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!