Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown