Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.