Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.