Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!