What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.