What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.