Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.