What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P