Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.