Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.