Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.