Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.