Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.