Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)