What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out