What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.