Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung