What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)