What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.