What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea