Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.